Merch - I Don't Wear Clothes. But Apparently I Sell Them.

Maybe you're a nudist.
Maybe you're a naturist.
Maybe you're an exhibitionist.
Maybe you're simply someone who thinks clothing should occasionally have a sense of humor.

Either way, welcome to the merchandise department.

I've put together a collection of T-shirts, stickers, and other assorted goodies created for people who aren't afraid to have a little fun with being naked.

Some are proudly nudist. Some are cheeky. Some are suggestive. Some are downright ridiculous.

That's intentional.

Shaun McMurtrie standing naked, holding a shirt that says "I will get naked at your request."

I used to have a bit of an underwear fetish. Well, a pretty extensive underwear fetish, if I am honest.

However laterly, I've discovered something much more interesting: I seem to have less and less need for extra clothes.

So why not put some of those extra clothes to good use?

If you take a pair of my underwear off my hands, I'm one step closer to permanent nudity. And honestly, that's a goal I can get behind. I plan to sell every last pair of underwear I own until I have none left. So, anytime I have to wear clothes, I will ALWAYS be commando...at the grocery store, at the gym, at the party...only one layer of fabric separating me from public nudity.

And that's exactly how I want to be.

THE COLLECTION

I've accumulated quite a collection over the years, and I'm ready to let every single pair leave my house.

You'll find a variety of styles, including:

TRUNKS · BRIEFS · JOCKS · THONGS · G-STRINGS · SWIMWEAR

Every pair has actually been worn by me. These aren't new garments bought for resale—they're pieces from my own collection that I'm ready to part with.

Sizes currently range from M through XL, depending on the piece and what's available.

And because this is an ongoing project, the collection will keep changing.

When something sells, it's gone!

And when another pair gets added, well… that's one more piece of clothing I'm eventually planning to eliminate.

Take away one more layer

WHAT YOU GET

Browse what's available and choose something that catches your eye. If the pic is here, it's still available. As underwear leaves my house, new pics will be added to the gallery as my collection shrinks. So, the fewer pictures you see means the closer I am to my goal.

All pieces are previously worn and sold as-is. Availability, style, size, and condition vary from piece to piece.

No customization is offered. You choose from what's available.

WANT ONE? WANT THEM ALL?

I don't need a fancy shopping cart for this.

Browse the collection, find something that catches your eye, and send me an inquiry. I'll let you know what's currently available and how to arrange your purchase.

If you are looking for something that is not pictured yet, feel free to ask. I might have something you are interested in.

Every pair that leaves my collection means one less layer between me and complete exposure. And I'm perfectly okay with that.

Help me get a little more naked!