You came here looking for Shaun McMurtrie, and despite the warning on the splash screen, you weren't expecting to see me totally naked right on the home screen...

Whoops!

If that's not what you were looking for, that's okay. Really.

Maybe you were searching for me. Maybe someone sent you here. Maybe you know me in real life. Maybe you were just curious about who the hell I am. And now you're standing here thinking: Well... this is different.

It is.

If seeing me naked isn't something you want to see, you don't have to stay. There is an exit. You can close the window, hit the exit button, and pretend you never found this particularly unexpected corner of the internet. No hard feelings. No embarrassment. No explanation required.

But if you're curious... you're welcome here. Just know what you're getting yourself into.

There are going to be a lot of naked pictures of me, You are going to see my dick hard. There are pics and videos of me totally naked, masturbating, and having sex. There are parts of my life, my body, my sexuality, and my personality here that most people would never put on a public website under their real name.

I did. And I did it deliberately. Nobody doxxed me. Nobody hacked me. Nobody talked me into it. Nobody accidentally exposed me.

I built this website. I bought the domain. I put my real name on it. And I decided to be seen.

So if you stay, you don't need to feel weird about being curious.

If you know me in real life, but still curious and want to see more, feel free to stay and get to know me better. I'm not embarrassed. You don't need to be either. If you find out that you enjoy the content, feel free to tell me next time you see me!

Look around. Read my story. Explore the site. Find out who I actually am beyond the obvious.

And if you decide this isn't for you? That's perfectly fine, too. You have my permission to check out of here.

So... what now?